fuck you andrew bird

Not really.

OK, so I'm still listening to Andrew Bird & The Mysterious Production Of Eggs... there are some damn amazing songs on this record. I tend to forget until everytime I pull it out. Then I listen to it incessantly for about a week. Then I forget about it until the next time Andrew decides to fuck me over.

I'm sorry. It's not Andrew's fault. But by god if I miss him the next time he's in the Denver area.... well, heads are gonna roll, that's what. Here are some more brilliant lyrics for you to ponder, then I think I'm done ranting for the evening...

Masterfade

well you sure didn't look like you were having any fun
with that heavy-metal gaze they'll have to measure in tons
and when you look up at the sky all you see are zeros
and all you see are zeros and ones

you took my hand and led me down to watch a kewpie doll parade
and we let the kittens lick our hair and drank our chalky lemonade
it's not that I just didn't care I must admit I was afraid
and I'm awfully glad my finger's resting gently on the masterfade

the masterfade
I coulda played along
the masterfade
I coulda played mah jongg
but it just takes too long
and I just can't remember
which way the east wind blows
does it matter?
if we're all matter
what's it matter
does it matter if we're matter when we're done?
when the sky's full of zeros and ones

I saw you standing all alone in the electrostatic rain
I thought at last I'd found a situation you can't explain
with GPS you know it's all just a matter of degrees
your happiness won't find you underneath that canopy of trees

and if the green grass is 6 and the soybeans are 7
the junebugs are 8 the weeds and thistles are 11
and if the 1's just hold the place, 0's make a smiley face
when they come floating down from the heavens

you took my hand and led me down to watch a papillon parade
and we let the kittens lick our hair and drank our chalky lemonade
you squeezed my hand and told me softly that I shouldn't be afraid
'cause all the while your finger's resting gently on the masterfade

the masterfade
I coulda played along
the masterfade
I coulda played mah jongg
but it just takes too long
and who the hell can remember
which way the east wind blows
when you're lying on the ground
staring up at that inverted compass
I mean christ, who knows?

that's it, i'm moving.

Yes I'm moving. To:
a) a warmer climate;
or
b) an urban area with a killer public transit system.

OK, really, Denver doesn't get that much snow. We don't. However, we just had our second blizzard in 10 days. Well, I believe that technically yesterday's storm didn't quite carry all the blizzard criteria, but I still had to shovel my fucking car out of a fucking snowdrift for the second time in just under a week. Last Sunday I had to dig out to get to my parents' house for Christmas, today I had to dig out to see Andrew Bird and DeVotchka at the Ogden.

I was wary about going out tonight at all - first of all, I drive a little, no-wheel drive Saturn sedan. It's not a snow car. I hate driving in the snow, I always have. But I'm not an SUV kinda girl, and I like the great gas mileage. Secondly, Denver is not exactly known for having an efficient snow removal system. Weird, huh? And going to a show at the Ogden means finding street parking. I was most certainly not looking forward to it. I was, however, looking forward to the show. Now, DeVotchka I can take or leave. I'm not overly familiar with them. I like what I've heard, but by no means are they a favorite band of mine. I adore Andrew Bird, on the other hand, and had already missed out on a show of his earlier this year.

The show was at 9:00, so I left home just before 8:00. I thought it would be plenty of time. I got downtown around 8:15 and started circling the Ogden. No parking. Anywhere. I saw plenty of people walking toward the theater, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out where they were coming from! I kept circling, expanding my diameter around the Ogden. Unfortunately, while Colfax Avenue was pretty clear, the further I got from Colfax the worse the streets were. I almost got stuck a few times and I was sliding all over the place.

It wasn't until I passed the Fillmore (a few blocks west of the Ogden) that I remembered that Yonder Mountain String Band was playing there tonight. Yippee, that's gotta help the parking situation. There was a $5 event parking lot near the Fillmore, so I checked my purse... no cash. If only I'd planned to drink at the show, I would have had cash. But noooooooo, I figured I'd be doing enough drinking tomorrow and didn't want to have to drive in the snow after drinking, so I didn't bother to get cash. That'll learn me.

So I kept driving. And sliding. It was frustrating enough, but then I realized that I had to pee. Yup, things were just getting better and better. Finally, after an hour of my fruitless parking search, I gave up and headed home. I couldn't remember if there were two openers or not, but as things were I was setting myself up to miss Andrew Bird anyway. Which would have really pissed me off. So I went home. I'm now soothing myself with some whiskey and some Mysterious Production Of Eggs. Now if I just crank my heat up to about 300 degrees and ask my neighbors to come over and get really drunk and obnoxious, it'll be just like attending the show!

So. Here are the lessons that I learned this evening:
1) Andrew Bird hates me.
2) Winter concerts suck. Even if there's no snow, it's still damn cold.
3) Always plan to drink at the show. Always.



MX Missiles

those that will judge
will say you're aloof
but you know the truth is a seed
you know what you need
is a conflagration

'cause when i see the blood
and the bits of your broken tooth
it gives me the proof that i need
it's the proof that you bleed
it's a revelation
yeah it's a revelation
it's a revelation

i thought you were a life-sized paper doll
propped up in the hardware store
propped up on the front lawn watching the parade
of those legionnaires with 2x4's
as they're marching off to war
yeah they're marching off to war

i didn't know what you were made of
color of your blood what you're afraid of
are you made of calcium or are you carbon based
and if you're made of calcium i'll have to take a taste
'cause listen, calcium is deadly, but tender to the tooth
and it's one sure-fire way to know if you're mx-missile proof
oh no
or if you're just aloof

you were in the ground in late november
when the leaves and earth were damp
did you, did you think they would remember
how you almost made state champ

'cause when you're running for the game against alfonsus
and you fell upon the ground and chipped your tooth
oh no listen, that might really have surprised us
to learn that you weren't really mx-missile proof

oh i thought you were a life-sized paper doll
and you're propped up in the hardware store
you were propped up in the front lawn watching the parade
of those legionnaires with 2x4's
as they're marching off to war
yeah they're marching off to war
oh they're marching...

more from the boy least likely to...

OK, so it may seem that I've been plugging this Little Donkey business quite a lot lately... but I just got another bulletin from TBLLT regarding their cover of George Michael's "Faith". They did the song when I saw them back in June and it was brilliant. Plus the boys least likely to are completely adorable. So I'm sharing the news with you:

hello myspace friends,

just a quick message to wish you a happy christmas and to let you know that we will be releasing our version of faith by george michael as a limited edition download on january 15th through rough trade digital. you can buy it from anywhere in the world with paypal or a credit card and it will only be available for two weeks while we are on tour and then it will disappear forever. all the tour dates are listed here.

monday 15th norwich arts Centre
01603 660352 www.norwichartscentre.co.uk
tuesday 16th brighton komedia
01273 647100 www.komedia.co.uk
wednesday 17th bristol bar academy 2
0871 2200260 or 0870 7712000 www.gigsandtours.com
thursday 18th nottingham rescue Rooms
08713 100 000 www.alt-tickets.co.uk.
friday 19th glasgow oran mor
0870 1690 100 www.gigsinscotland.com
saturday 20th aberdeen moshulu
08712 200 260 www.seetickets.com
sunday 21st newcastle academy 2
0870 771 2000 www.newcastle-academy.co.uk or from www.ticketweb.co.uk
monday 22nd manchester academy 3
0161 832 1111 www.gigsandtours.com.
tuesday 23rd birmingham barfly
0870 907 0999 www.barflyclub.com.
wednesday 24th portsmouth wedgewood rooms
023 9286 3911 www.seetickets.com.
thursday 25th london scala
0207 833 2022 www.getlive.co.uk

support on all dates comes from the little ones and loney, dear.

also you can still buy the download of our special christmas song called little donkey. it was originally only available as a limited edition cd that we gave away to fans last christmas, but now it is available again. and wherever you are in the world you can buy the download version of the song exclusively from www.roughtradedigital.com until new years eve. you can buy it with paypal or with a credit card and it only costs ninety nine pence.

just click on the little donkey to download it.

thank you all for everything this year. you've been really kind to us.

happy christmas. be careful what you wish for.

with love from

the boy least likely to

x

Rough Trade, by the way, are quite fabulous themselves. I just received some Brakes vinyl in the mail from them... cheers.

A side note - Loney, Dear was #10 on my friend Rich's best of 2006 list. Sometimes I really wish I lived in the UK. Not only for the great bands, but for the fact that they wish "Happy Christmas". I don't know if it's because I grew up hearing only "Merry Christmas" or what, but I really want to adopt "Happy Christmas" one year. I'm sure I'll get lots of looks. Anyhoo, I've not checked out the Loney, Dear album yet, but rest assured it is on "the list".

I likely won't be updating my blog until after Christmas, so everyone have a very happy (or merry) whatever-holiday-you-celebrate. And a safe, happy and music-filled new year.

oopsie...

I forgot to post these Sebadoh dates:

02/26 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
02/27 - Costa Mesa, CA - Detroit Bar
02/28 - San Francisco, CA - GAMH/Noisepop
03/02 - Portland, OR - Berbatis Pan
03/03 - Vancouver, BC - Richards
03/04 - Seattle, WA - Neumos
03/06 - Eugene, OR - WOW Hall
03/08 - Santa Cruz, CA - The Attic
03/09 - Los Angeles, CA - Troubadour
03/10 - Los Angeles, CA - Spaceland
03/15 - Phoenix, AZ - Clubhouse
03/16 - Albuquerque, NM - Launchpad
03/17 - Boulder, CO - Fox Theater
03/19 - Minneapolis, MN - 400 Bar
03/20 - Milwaukee, WI - Shank Hall
03/21 - Chicago, IL - Metro
03/22 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
03/23 - Toronto - Lees Palace
03/24 - Montreal - La Sala Rossa
03/29 - Northampton, MA - Pearl St
03/30 - Boston, MA - Paradise
03/31 - New York, NY - Webster Hall
04/03 - Washington DC - 9:30 Club
04/04 - Carrboro, NC - Cats Cradle
04/06 - Louisville, KY - Headliners
04/07 - Nashville, TN - Exit In
04/08 - Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
04/09 - Tallahassee, FL - Beta Bar
04/10 - Orlando, FL - The Social
04/12 - New Orleans, LA - TBA
04/13 - Houston, TX - Walters On Washington
04/14 - Austin, TX - Emos
04/16 - Tucson, AZ - Club Congress

And might I say... March 2007 is shaping up quite nicely indeed:

03/02 Cold War Kids
03/06 Snow Patrol/OK Go/Silversun Pickups
03/10 Midlake
03/17 Sebadoh
03/18 Badly Drawn Boy
03/19 Viva Voce
03/20 TV On The Radio OR Dr. Dog***
03/30 Subtle

***I still need someone to explain that TVOTR album to me. Seriously. Maybe seeing them live will help, but I've heard great things about Dr. Dog too... decisions, decisions, what to do?

In other news... yes, I may be off The Decemberists for the time being... but on to Okkervil River. I have to say, my obsessive nature has been really taking hold this week. Very rarely do I get so caught up on one artist that I listen to them exclusively. Oh well, I made a decision long ago to always listen to what I feel like listening to at any given moment, burnout be damned.



A Stone

Hot breath, rough skin, warm laughs and smiling
The loveliest words whispered and meant
You like all these things

But though you like all these things
You love a stone
You love a stone
Because it’s smooth and it’s cold
And you’d love most to be told that it’s all your own

You love white veins, you love hard grey
The heaviest weight, the clumsiest shape
The earthiest smell, the hollowest tone
You love a stone

And I’m found too fast, called too fond of flames
And then I’m phoning my friends, and I’m shouldering the blame
While you’re picking pebbles out of the drain
Miles ago....

You’re out singing songs, and I’m down shouting names
At the flickerless screen, going fucking insane
Am I losing my cool, overstating my case?
Well, baby, what can I say?
You know I never claimed that I was a stone
And you love a stone

You love white veins, you love hard grey
The heaviest weight, the clumsiest shape
The earthiest smell, the hollowest tone
You love a stone

You love a stone
Because it’s dark, and it’s old
And if it could start being alive you’d stop living alone

And I think I believe that, if stones could dream
They’d dream of being laid side-by-side, piece-by-piece
And turned into a castle for some towering queen
They’re unable to know

And when that queen’s daughter came of age
I think she’d be lovely and stubborn and brave
And suitors would journey from kingdoms away
Just to make themselves known

And I think that I know the bitter dismay
Of a lover who brought fresh bouquets every day
When she turned him away to remember some knave
Who once gave just one rose
One day
Years ago...

update for the holidays

Well, despite being snowed in for two days, I haven't managed to update my blog for a while. So, here's what's been happening:

Yes, Colorado had a HUGE blizzard this week, wreaking havoc on anyone having to travel for the holidays. Unfortunately I don't have a digital camera (maybe for christmas!!) so here are a couple images that I stole from my sister:

I do have the ablility to work from home, so I've kept busy and the cabin fever didn't set in too bad. My poor little Saturn is still pretty buried, but I don't have to drive myself anywhere until Sunday, so I'm hoping for some major meltage.

Living in a condo complex can get pretty humourous when there's a blizzard. Nobody owns a snow shovel... we have people to move our snow for us, thank you very much. Which means that on the rare occasion that we do have to shovel our cars out from under a 4-foot drift, we are forced to use whatever may be at hand. Bowls are popular. I used a big one to dig my car out of the 2003 spring blizzard. I even saw someone using a cafeteria tray...

This week, though... someone appeared in the parking lot with a real, true, honest-to-goodness snow shovel. He dug his car out to an audience of about half a dozen other residents. I figure they were waiting to pounce on him the second he was finished. I watched all of this from my living room of course. Shovel snow? Ha! Good thing I waited too, because a bulldozer showed up at 10:30 last night and cleared out the parking lot, nearly freeing my little Saturn, even. Who plows at 10:30 at night, you may wonder? The city of Westminster, that's who.

In music news, Stephen Colbert won his shred-a-thon over The Decemberists' Chris Funk in the Rock n' Awe Countdown To Guitarmegeddon. Of course, he had to cheat to do so... by "cutting" his hand on Rick Nielsen's 5-necked guitar and having guitar legend Peter Frampton sit in for him. Oh, he also bribed the judges. For shame, Stephen, for shame. We all know that Chris totally outshredded your right-wing ass.


On a more personal front - with the exception of KOSI 101's Continuous Christmas Music for the few hours I was in the office today, I've listened to nothing but The Decemberists for the past 26 hours. Why? I don't really know. I feel like it doesn't have anything to do with Guitarmageddon (although look at Chris flashing the devil horns in front of that green screen, oh yeah), I've just been in that kind of mood. Albums, EPs, live shows... I'll quite possibly burn out soon. But probably not... I'm not sure that I could ever suffer from Colin Meloy burnout... :)

I should move on from The Decemberists, though, especially now that I've had all sorts of 2006 album suggestions from all the "best of" lists floating around out there. It's amazing how much music is released in a year... Here are some lists from friends, acquaintances, music sites, what have you:

The Line Of Best Fit
Cambridge Sucks In The Summer
More Cowbell
Pitchfork Media
Muzzle Of Bees
NME
Amazon.com

But first, I think, in an attempt to get into that holiday spirit... (yes, I managed to break away from those pesky Decemberists while I've been typing):

COME ON! LET'S BOOGEY TO THE ELF DANCE!

Tie up your boots! Jump off the ladder!
Pack up your clothes! Nothing's the matter!
Mistletoe hangs up in the bedroom!
Your sister's bangs, she cut them herself!
Santa is here! Sleighbells are ringing!
Twenty-one elves! They are all singing!
K-Mart is closed! So is the bakery!
Everyone's home watching TV!
Santa Claus is coming!
Hear the banjo strumming!
Santa Claus is coming!
Hear the banjo strumming!

Chestnuts and fire, holly and hay!
Jesus and Mary! What a great day!
Evergreen tree covered in snow!
Tower of Babel! Tower of gold!
There's Aunt Marie and Uncle Bob!
They give us good gifts,
Like mittens and socks!
Hijack a snow plow! Clear out the streets!
Tell all the neighbors there's cookies to eat!

Get up off the floor and give a shout!
There's a lot to shout about!
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He's got the greatest gifts around!
[Away in a manger]
Santa Claus is coming!
Hear the banjo strumming!
Santa Claus is coming!
Hear the banjo strumming!

the president's dead

No, it's not what you think. It's the first track on the EP I've had on repeat since oh, about October, I'd guess. So why write about it now? Because I'm currently listening to it and I'm bored, that's why. Word is that Okkervil River got together in Austin earlier this year to record some songs. According to Will Sheff, the songs weren't initially intended for release - they were demos, writing exercises, covers and experiments. Lucky for us we got the Overboard & Down EP out of the session. So if these are, in essence, throwaway songs... makes you wonder what they've got in store for us... Please, Okkervil River, release your next full length soon, k?

I would urge you to check out this EP. Granted, Okkervil River is one of those "do no wrong" bands, in my opinion, but nonetheless it's an amazing record. The EP contains 5 tracks including a fabulous cover of Big Star's O Dana and a live version of Westfall. I absolutely love Will Sheff's voice, not to mention the stellar songwriting. He manages to sound like a good guy no matter what the subject matter. See Love To A Monster... Great stuff.

Love To A Monster

Lover, now that you've left me
I'm glad you're unlovely.
'Cause if you could take all the heat in your heart and just hang it from you
I wouldn't be able to bear the way you cannot love me.
It's much easier of me
to make a monster out of you.

So here I go substituting the glow from your temples.
All our sighs and our trembles
And each last letter sent you
From the cheap little pen of this weak little man
The one singing
Out his jangling, ringing and hopefully stinging attack upon you.

So here I go just exploding the hope we'll be speaking
Some day years from now seeking
Friendship and understanding.
Yeah I hope you get angry, and hurt, and have the hardest of landings.
And I hope your new man thinks
Of me when he sees what a number I did on you.

I grow tired of this song, turn my eyes to the blonde in the bleachers.
She's a lovely young creature.
I think she's seeking adventure.
I think she's ready to see that the world ain't so sweet nor so tender.
I won't break her, just bend her
And make her into my new ringer for you.

I stay in the same comfy town, write the same old songs down
Drive the same streets.
Seek the same sense of dull peace.
Same sweet words to the chippies.
The same walk by the road where the same muddy snow's finally leaving
But I'll fight off the spring, I don't want lovely things
I don't want the earth new.

why the man standing in front of me last night is my new hero

I have been a Guster fan since the first time I heard them - summer 1998. I introduced them to my sister Becky and she was hooked immediately as well. We saw our first live gig in spring 1999. Since then, we've seen Guster nearly every time they've been in the Denver area. Even after Becky joined the Peace Corps in 2003, she came home for a family wedding in September 2004 and as luck would have it Guster played Denver in the two week span that she was home. However, due to the remainder of her Peace Corps service and her current work/school schedule, that was the last time we've seen them. Yeah, until last night, I hadn't seen a Guster live show in over two years... a first for me since that very first gig. But last night's show was definitely worth the wait.

We got to the Ogden and it was packed. Not to mention about 2000 degrees. We decided to try the balcony first to see if we could get a good view. Nope. The balcony was insane. And even hotter than downstairs. We went back down and found spots just two rows back from the soundboard. Unfortunately, everyone right behind the soundboard was incredibly tall. But Becky had a decent view, and as long as the couple in front of me weren't making out (a rather frequent occurence I'm afraid), I could see right between their shoulders. Plus the bar was right behind us... :)

Rodrigo y Gabriela opened the show. I like them, they are extremely talented... but I tend to lose interest when there are no lyrics involved. I started to get antsy at about the 45 minute mark of their set, but figured they would be done at any minute. They did bring me back into the set with a rendition of Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here - they played and the entire theater sang the words. It was really amazing. And would have been a great way to end the evening, but they kept going.... and going... In all, they played an hour long set and then came out for a 15 minute encore. Completely ridiculous for an opener if you ask me. Even when we saw Guster "co-headlining" with John Mayer, Guster barely got an hour to play. And John Mayer... well he pretty much sucked.

The other irritating thing that happened was that right at the end of the opening set, a group of four very drunk, very annoying kids came down and pushed their way into our space. One of the guys was about 6 1/2 feet tall and settled right in front of us. Luckily Becky has been working on her confrontational skills and told him that he was blocking our view. He moved behind me, but it was still really crowded and they were still really annoying. There was a couple right behind the soundboard and just to our left who seemed to be HUGE Rodrigo y Gabriela fans, and we were hoping that they were going to leave after the opening set. They didn't though....

Here's Guster's set... I'm fairly certain I got all the songs, but as for the song order... ummmm... very fuzzy. I know they opened with The Captain, I'm relatively sure that next was What You Wish For, I know the third song was Satellite, I know they closed the regular set with Fa Fa, and I'm pretty certain on the encore. Other than that, there's no real rhyme or reason here:

The Captain
What You Wish For
Satellite
...
Manifest Destiny
One Man Wrecking Machine
Ruby Falls
Hang On
Demons
Airport Song
Amsterdam
Ramona
Come Downstairs And Say Hello
Barrel Of A Gun
Either Way
Fa Fa
...
C'mon
Happier
Jesus On The Radio

So... we kept watching the couple in front of us, because they really didn't seem to be too much into Guster. We speculated that they were "giving Guster a chance" and still hoping that they would leave, and were completely on our guard to take over the spot. But, once Satellite started the guy was actually singing along. Damn. In the meantime, drunk annoying people started to dance, and the tall guy was stepping on Becky's toes and hitting her repeatedly with his freakishly long arms. She finally asked them to stop, and they responded with "dance with us, it's Guster!". Becky informed them that she was trying to dance, but they were all up in her space. lol.

Then... it happened. The fourth song started, and we had totally called it on the couple in front of us. Just when Becky was about to completely lose it with the assholes next to her, the man in front of me tapped my arm and motioned for us to come and take their spaces. They were leaving! I don't know if he sensed that we were huge Guster fans, or that we were dealing with the idiots next to us, or what, but we were stoked that they gave us their spots. We had a perfect view of Guster, stage Adam, and no longer had to stand next to drunken long-armed asshats. The rest of the show was absolutely magnificent.

There are many reasons that I love Guster, and I was reminded last night of just how much I've missed seeing them live over the past couple of months. For example:

Ryan (after The Captain): "We've been onstage for less than 5 minutes, and already I'm enveloped in a cloud of pot smoke. You are definitely living up to your reputation, Colorado."

They played a lot of older songs last night, and Brian played hand percussion for all of those older songs + The Captain. I'd have to say that he spent the majority of the evening on hand percussions, easily. Awesome.

Adam plays the trumpet. And keyboards. Ryan plays the harmonica. And keyboards. Joe plays the banjo. Actually, Joe plays everything.

Before the last song of the regular set, Ryan introduced Rodrigo y Gabriela (they were a huge hit with the crowd). All band members looked offstage as if Rod & Gab were going to join them. Then Ryan admitted that it wasn't going to happen, but it would've been great. lol. Then he said he was being kind of a dick, so he wanted us all to boo and hiss as loud as we could after the last song and they would come out for an encore. I have never heard people boo so loudly for an encore in my life.

They played C'mon for the first encore, and at the part that goes "so let's rise, dye our hair, and change our names", Ryan added "fuckers". And then proceeded to laugh through the next few lines.

After Happier, (I think this was the next to last song), the guys were huddled onstage, apparently discussing what to do next. Well, everyone started booing again. Ryan stepped to the mic and said "Thanks for being assholes. I guess we'll play one more song."

The last number was an acoustic, unplugged Jesus On The Radio, which was beautiful. But here's something I don't understand... Ryan asked for NO audience participation while they were off-mic, and for us to just be quiet for a minute and a half. What I don't understand is why people can't fucking be quiet for 90 seconds. It's 90 seconds. The drunken group that we'd left behind needed no less than 7 dirty looks to finally shut the fuck up. Seriously. It's a minute and a half. Shut up.

I love Guster so much.

live shows, yay!

Oxford Collapse and Thunderbirds Are Now! are touring, w00t!

12-31 New York, NY - Mercury Lounge *
01-26 Portland, ME - Space
01-28 Toronto, Ontario - Lee's Palace #
01-29 Detroit, MI - Magic Stick #
01-30 Columbus, OH - Little Brothers #
01-31 Chicago, IL - Subterranean #
02-01 Iowa City, IA - Picador #
02-02 Omaha, NE - Sokol Underground #
02-03 Denver, CO - Larimer Lounge #
02-05 Lawrence, KS - Jackpot Saloon #
02-06 Memphis, TN - Hi Tone Cafe #
02-07 Birmingham, AL - Bottletree Lounge #
02-08 Gainesville, FL - Common Grounds #
02-09 Orlando, FL - AKA Lounge #
02-10 Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn #
02-11 Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506 #
02-12 Washington, DC - Rock and Roll Hotel #

* with Radio 4
# with Thunderbirds Are Now!

Of course, I'm going to be out of town on the 3rd, so I don't know what the hell I'm so excited about. Bugger. (I just love to sound British every now and then).


Also, Jeff Tweedy has announced a solo U.S. tour:

01-16 Memphis, TN - Germantown Performing Arts Center
01-17 Nashville, TN - James K. Polk Theater
01-19 Tulsa, OK - Cain's Ballroom
01-20 Dallas, TX - Granada Theater
01-21 Marfa, TX - Liberty Hall
01-23 Austin, TX - Hogg Auditorium at University of Texas
01-24 Austin, TX - Hogg Auditorium at University of Texas
01-26 New Orleans, LA - House of Blues
01-27 Birmingham, AL - Alabama Theatre
01-29 Atlanta, GA - Tabernacle
01-30 Knoxville, TN - Bijou Theatre
01-31 Charlottesville, VA - Paramount Theater

Dammit, Jeff, where are the Colorado dates?!?

have you seen this?

Probably. Hasn't everyone? But still, its worth another look, don't ya think?

OK Go - Here It Goes Again

I don't watch a lot of videos, but I'm pretty sure this is the best one ever made. If you care to, you can see more of Pitchfork's Top 25 Music Videos Of 2006.

onion's top 25

I love year end lists. Check out another one from The Onion.

There are write-ups and staff individual picks if you click the link, but here's a recap:

1. The Hold Steady, Boys And Girls In America (Vagrant)
2. TV On The Radio, Return To Cookie Mountain (Interscope)
3. Midlake, The Trials Of Van Occupanther (World's Fair/Bella Union)
4. Jenny Lewis With The Watson Twins, Rabbit Fur Coat (Team Love)
5. Belle & Sebastian, The Life Pursuit (Rough Trade/Matador)
6. Ghostface Killah, Fishscale (Def Jam)
7. The Decemberists, The Crane Wife (Capitol)
8. The Coup, Pick A Bigger Weapon (Epitaph)
9. Neko Case, Fox Confessor Brings The Flood (Anti-)
10. Band Of Horses, Everything All The Time, (Sub Pop)
11. Rhymefest, Blue Collar (J Records)
12. The Thermals, The Body The Blood The Machine (Sub Pop)
13. Mew, And The Glass Handed Kites (Columbia)
14. Make Believe, Of Course (Flameshovel)
15. The Dears, Gang Of Losers (Arts & Crafts)
16. Lupe Fiasco, Food and Liquor (Atlantic)
17. Phoenix, It's Never Been Like That (Astralwerks)
18. Ricardo Villalobos, Fizheuer Zieheuer (Playhouse)
19. Cold War Kids, Robbers & Cowards (Downtown)
20. Scott Walker, The Drift (4AD)
21. LCD Soundsystem, 45:33: Nike+ Original Run (no label)
22. Califone, Roots & Crowns (Thrill Jockey)
23. Pernice Brothers, Live A Little (Ashmont)
24. The Black Keys, Magic Potion (Nonesuch)
25. Destroyer, Destroyer's Rubies (Merge)

Several in common with my list... But seriously, I think I need someone to explain the TV On The Radio album to me... because I clearly don't get it. Maybe I need to give it some more time, but the few times I did listen to it were downright painful!